Tweenage Wasteland

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This article was written on 18 Sep 2010, and is filled under aly and aj, hoYAY, la tizz, other tween shows.

Give me an H! For "homoerotic"!


Although late to the party, we have finally watched Hellcats, Tizz’s new show on the CW (which I have been anticipating with a somewhat embarrassing eagerness), and oh my God, you guys, it is gayer than High School Musical.

Like, okay, it’s a CW show and exactly as mediocre and overwrought as that implies, but Tizz and Aly Michalka (of Aly and AJ…I’m sorry, 78violet fame) spent every second they were onscreen together looking like they were about to start making out furiously. Or tenderly. Or flexibly. (No, wait, only the stunt doubles are that flexible.)

See?


The plot so far goes like this: Aly thinks cheerleading is stupid until Tizz almost slaps her and Tizz is impressed by Aly’s fast hands; then they move in together and Aly declares that she’s a bottom. Then Tizz gives Aly a neck rub!

Everything I just said is true.

There are other things that happened on the show – douchey friend, alcoholic mom, super-Christian family – but frankly, the LesYay is why we’re going to keep watching the show. Hooray for LesYay!


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